hello, i am 10


i like some nerdy things but mostly just ass***

btw im the funniest person i know

lol

***WARNING: ASS = PORN NSFW I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED @$$ & +!++!3$ (assandtitties)

silohouettes:

simplefoetus:

silohouettes:

silohouettes:

I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe

(via beyoncexy)

d0nn0:

*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

(via pizza)

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

image

(via pizza)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via mexicano-without-a-mustache)

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

time for class registration. i.e. the customary bloodbath.

LOL NEVER MIND THAT WAS PAINLESS AND I GOT EVERYTHING

woooooooooohooooo

witchgoth:

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(via metalhearted)

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via crystallized-teardrops)

phukers:

when u see someone hot at the gym

image

(via hotboyproblems)

downtuearth:

"C’mon Hazel Graze, take a risk"

(via bebravekatniss)

beatricesprior:

catching fire meme: [1/5] favorite characters Katniss Everdeen

My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am seventeen years old. My home is District 12. There is no District 12. I am the Mockingjay. I brought down the Capitol. President Snow hates me. He killed my sister. Now I will kill him. And then the Hunger Games will be over.

(via fuckyeahthehungergames)

PAUL MARCUS FUOG

(Source: fleeten, via therium)

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